Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Holy sheeeat, she actually did release the long-awaited John Cena opinion piece (archived for your convenience).

It's basically just a rehash of the points she made in her open letter to John Cena, complete with very similar sentences:

Dear John,

Never in a million years did I think that I would write a letter to you (in blog form and an open one no less) but here I am. For the longest time, I never completely understood what gravitated people toward you.

John Cena.

Now that's a name that I never thought I'd mention here but well, here I am. For the longest time, I never completely understood what drew people to Cena

This is especially dumb considering she made the "I never thought I'd mention [John Cena] here" after the open letter.

[Le Redditeur]

One of the best lolcows in awhile and you fucking ruin it.
JANNIES!

That's one of main reasons why I should not make public any exchange with lolcows until you have finished milking it. I remember when someone hacked DSP's accounts through guessing the "mrstupid1" password and immediately went to foxdickfarms before having harvested enough juicy info (I understand not wanting to cause real-life damage even to the Pigroach, but CAMAHN, DOOD! at least get some funny stuff). Fil immediately changed his passwords and the fun was over in a flash. Always assume some sperg will blow your cover to the lolcow and they are pretty quick to cut your access (except maybe real mental cases like CWC).

[McGinnis]

Yeah, rookie mistake

[AdorableOtter]

Liquid never faked anything (afaik) and Liquid Liquid should know that as a Liquid fanboy, I blame autsim not autist but still.

[LiquidSpoony]

Nice going spongey

[TheSpongeyOne]

Ooeee you got so much froth going on Starbucks could sell you for $10 a cup. My favorite lolcows are the ones on this site, you clowns are fantastically pathetic. So sorry I ruined your incredibly well laid and though out plans to infiltrate her DM's! You'll have to figure out another way to get a date...

[TheSpongeyOne]

Yeah, rookie mistake

Hahahaha
Imagine thinking being a pro at tard 'rasslin on the internet is something to fucking aspire to.
I talk shit to weebs who want Spoonys flaccid cock, it's starting to dawn on me that you weirdos are the real cows just bursting with milk potential. All the woman hating incels should have tipped me off.

[Le Redditeur]

You made a wrong turn on your way to foxdickfarms.

[wulfenlord]

Liquid vs. Spongy, book your tickets now, only 399 DHI Gold

[mad bum]

Hahahaha
Imagine thinking being a pro at tard 'rasslin on the internet is something to fucking aspire to.
I talk shit to weebs who want Spoonys flaccid cock, it's starting to dawn on me that you weirdos are the real cows just bursting with milk potential. All the woman hating incels should have tipped me off.

>I was only pretending to be retarded
You'll fit right in ASS.