Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[veris leta facies]

I do not have a shred of sympathy for Piss-Ogre, the mere existence of such foul creature offends me.

[Guest]

Spoony smokes weed? Or, maybe, LSD?

[wulfenlord]

In other news, Mike the Mongler "Maureen (Homeless & Scared ™)" is out of money again...

[Guest]

Who's that

[Doe B Dawg]

She's already had help with at least 2 other apartments. Some agency paid her first last and security for her, and right after that Blowjob Myers got his ins scam money from when he deliberately walked in front of a slow moving car. They burned through the $ in less than 2 years and ended up back at the shelter.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Who's that

A notorious scammer who has spend the lion's share of his online existence repeating the same variation of "Give me money or me and my totally-real gf Maureen will be homeless".
They of course can't benefit from welfare and stuff since their local homeless shelter is a hive of scum and villany, aka they've probably kicked him out like that library did when he used to earn money with bathroom blowjobs.

Recently Mike "died", only for his totally-real gf Maureen (who never had her own online presence before) to suddenly hit the social media scene, suspiciously using the exact same kind of scams, even continuing the naming convention of Mike's numerous past accounts.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Rachel falls for this each and every time.

[Guest]

She's already had help with at least 2 other apartments. Some agency paid her first last and security for her, and right after that Blowjob Myers got his ins scam money from when he deliberately walked in front of a slow moving car. They burned through the $ in less than 2 years and ended up back at the shelter.

I love the fact that the "blowjob Michael" lorekeeper keeps lurking the forum <3

[veris leta facies]

Spoony smokes weed? Or, maybe, LSD?

I highly doubt that, it's just pills and booze for him. Where would he even get acid, he doesn't hang with anyone.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We only have audiovisual evidence of his rampant alcoholism, and booze is probably easier to acquire for a lazy misanthrop.
He's certainly not on any kind of uppers, that's for sure.

[Guest]

Maybe, Spoony should try LSD then? For greater enlightenment.