Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Whether he loses his license depends on if he has a history of other driving violations and how many. There's a points system.

[FuckSploony]

I hope he gets sued by the people he sent to the hospital.

[pibbs]

I'm betting that shitty insurance won't cover the victim's car and hospital expenses in total. They'll sue, and Noah is probably going to lose that house.
Course after they see the Trump hate written in feces smeered on the walls they won't want it.

[mad bum]

Thanks Tony for the report, guess that yearly bonus came in handy after all. This will be an absolute mess, and I advise Noah to take videos and live streams seriously going forward because a lolsuit is a real possibility. He more than likely only has minimum coverage so that will just barely pay for the others car situation, but his car sounds rightly fucked, and the other people did the good ole "goto the hospital" tech for the suit. I imagine this was what they did.

[Guest]

Start Tweeeting his crash report at him

[FuckSploony]

Already did, he is surprisingly fast on the block button for such a sloth.

And here i was only telling him how much of a dick he was for putting others peoples lives in risk and lying about it to booth.

[Griever]

Alright, you beautiful fags.
Let this be making up for the fact that you haven't had any roundups lately.

SpoilerShow

For anyone wondering how to read some of the shorthand codes used in the traffic report:
https://www.nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.dot.g ... l_2013.pdf

Unfortunately, according to the report (BAC code 96), they didn't bother administering a BAC test to Noah.

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Spoonster used an EMT? What a bitch-ass.

[Poonoo]

Mostly it happens when someone tries to beat a red light

Or some dickhead tailgates you

SydneyDrivers.txt

(DON'T. TELL. ME. WHEN. TO STOP). Nice.

Indeed

Ran the red then lied to the cops!

What a scumbag, but not surprising since he constantly lies about his illnesses. But it looks like he gave the other person minor injuries according to the report. Can't wait until the court date in a month to see how this goes, it will likely be a giant fine and he will be fucked financially since he ran a red light.

If he is still living in his fucking house after the legal case then he has another source of income, no doubt about it.

[Guest]

What makes me wonder is why he even has a car when he has to constantly take drugs that impair driving ability.