April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:47 am

The Real Pumpkin Man wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:27 am
Gotta admit for being damn near 40 Orcril doesn't look that bad. She can do much better than beer gut noodle dick Spoony though.
hhahahahahahhaha buy glasses
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:48 am

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:47 am
The Real Pumpkin Man wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:27 am
Gotta admit for being damn near 40 Orcril doesn't look that bad. She can do much better than beer gut noodle dick Spoony though.
hhahahahahahhaha buy glasses
And penicillin.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:43 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:48 am
AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:47 am
The Real Pumpkin Man wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:27 am
Gotta admit for being damn near 40 Orcril doesn't look that bad. She can do much better than beer gut noodle dick Spoony though.
hhahahahahahhaha buy glasses
And penicillin.
And a rope.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:07 pm

mad bum wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:52 am
Don't forget this one
rApril looks like a woman who owns at least five "healing" crystals and talks about her cat's past lives with strangers in the local library.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:09 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:43 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:48 am
AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:47 am


hhahahahahahhaha buy glasses
And penicillin.
And a rope.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:11 pm

pibbs wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:13 am
She's tuckered out from all that shirt folding.
I'm guessing BJD is best jilling day. She seems like the kind who would jill off after whining and bitching about her job

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by casual pleb » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:14 pm

The Real Pumpkin Man wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:27 am
Gotta admit for being damn near 40 Orcril doesn't look that bad. She can do much better than beer gut noodle dick Spoony though.
Can she though? The minute she starts talking about her creepy doll collection, inter-species fan fiction and skyrim nude mods any at least somewhat normal/rational beta provider would run away, even Carl probably would dump her ass after a few good bangs and go back to being thirsty about his land whale.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:00 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:07 pm
mad bum wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:52 am
Don't forget this one
rApril looks like a woman who owns at least five "healing" crystals and talks about her cat's past lives with strangers in the local library.
You've seen her mother, right? She will be EXACTLY like her mother and she's got the same look. She's also fucking the same man her mother did. :lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:44 pm

All women turn into their mother. Fact.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:33 pm

Except for some who turn into their father.
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