Dead Horse Interchange

Lol what? I never heard of any guy doing that to any woman, ever. Either that guy was lying for lols or PUR's sideways smile is wider than the mariana trench. He meant her actual body size. Like he stuck his hand down her pants, she wasn't into it, so he stopped and shrugged and said "well you're b...

Hasn't she already told the rape story ad nauseum for the last 15 years? A guy she met on the internet put his hand down her pants and said things would never work because she's "big as a house". Is this a NEW rape story?

I stand corrected. I got it blurred in my brain with Leisure Suit Larry somehow.

It makes perfect sense she'd say that. A throwaway joke from a DOS point and click game no one would get unless you laboriously explained it to them, thus ruining the throwaway joke? Sure! A tattoo dedication for SOMEONE ELSE? Phsaw! Can't be doing that. Has she even gotten a tattoo dedication for h...

https://twitter.com/PushinUpRoses/status/1748128123139276821 I know, right? Imagine clawing at all that glass trying to find the REAL toilet you dropped your ice cream sandwich into. https://i.ibb.co/txVWYf9/sarahtrenchcoat.png Also I can't believe that with all her painfully awkward, half-assed On...

If you laced her scones with skooma maybe she'd actually lose some weight.

She's lucky the neighbor wasn't Lupa. I hear she's far less understanding about neighborly commotion.

Old condoms means she either is getting rawdogged during her tourist escapades, or that's she's so ugly she can't get plowed during her tourist escapades. I'm REALLY hoping it's the latter and not the former. I don't need a Sarah Wilson pregnancy arc killing the last of the faith I have in both God...

Next time she visits England FilmBrain is gonna have to jack it in the public bathroom like a Brad Jones character. On THIS episode of 'WILL IT FIT?' - We're gonna see how many scones Sarah Wilson can eat out of my asshole...OH GOD SHE WON'T STOP EATING SHE'S DEVOURING MY INTESTINES SOMEBODY CALL A...

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 27, 2023 6:03 pm

Adult coloring books are a special kind of autism.

It's literally what they give to patients in Psychiatric Hospitals to try and distract them from biting orderlies and trying to hang themselves with their bedsheets.